By Bill Aldridge
You know in my line of work I have experienced a
number of “I can’t believe you did that” moments such as when children flush
toys and such down the commode. But
lately I have begun hearing tales of stupid pet tricks that revolve around
plumbing. In this week’s blog I will
share a couple of these. I will also
request that you share yours with me by emailing any plumbing related pet stories
to billy@aldridgesonsplumbing.com. We will share them with the crowd on Facebook.
Cable
TV for Cats
As everybody knows, cats are some of the most curious,
intelligent and sometimes downright infuriating creatures that exist on the
planet. I have known felines who could
seemingly defy gravity, or otherwise would perform gymnastic feats that no
human could hope to match.
Recently I was told a couple of detective a stories
by friends that revolved around their cat.
The first story began oddly enough when his water bill arrived in the
mail. Most people know approximately how
much water they use on a monthly basis.
When the bill suddenly skyrockets, as did my friends, the hunt is on for
a hidden leak. The problem was that
after two months had passed with an inordinately high water bill, they still
had not discovered the leak.
One day the owner returned early from work to
retrieve something he had left behind.
This meant that no one other than the cat remained in the house. Imagine my friend’s surprise upon opening the
door to hear the toilet flushing in the guest bathroom. Nervously creeping down the hallway, my
friend was hoping that he wasn’t about to startle an intruder. However, upon peering cautiously around the
door jamb what did he see? None other
than his cat standing atop the toilet tank watching the water swirl round and
round in the bowl. Apparently the cat
had been spending the day by reaching down and flushing the toilet in order to
entertain himself. I guess it beats
watching cable TV. Mystery solved.
Cat
in a Hot Tan Wall
Another friend’s brother was busy doing some
plumbing DIY one afternoon last summer.
He had removed the access panel in the bathroom in order to get at a
pipe that was located behind the wall.
(He had promised his wife that he was going to fix a slow leak while she
was at her sisters for the weekend.) No sooner did he take off the panel when he
realized that he had left his tools in the garage. So he scampered down to the garage leaving
the panel on the floor.
Coming back to the bathroom he began working on the
pipe. Once or twice during the procedure
he heard his wife’s cat meowing from somewhere in the house. Figuring the cat must be crying for his
supper, he quickly finished the repair, closed the panel and went down to feed
the cat. It wasn’t until an hour after
filling the cat’s bowl that he realized he had a problem.
You see, while the cat’s food remained untouched, it
continued to keep meowing. Searching
high and low,
| Cat (Photo credit: @Doug88888) |
the brother couldn’t seem to locate the cat. It wasn’t until he managed to localize the
sound from behind the wall in the bedroom that he realized he had a problem. Apparently while he had been getting his
tools from the garage, the cat had wandered into the bathroom and decided to
explore the interesting space behind the wall.
Running back to the bathroom, he quickly removed the
panel and called to the cat. The cat
answered back from some distance away, which meant that he had wormed his way
who knew how far inside the wall. The
way he explained it he spent the better part of an hour trying to coax the cat
out. While the cat would respond, he
didn’t seem to be in any hurry to return.
Returning to the bedroom, he listened for the cat again only to discover
that it had moved even further away from the bathroom. Now in a panic, he knew he was in deep
trouble if his wife came home and found her cat trapped behind the wall. He was starting to consider knocking a hole
in the drywall in order to extricate the cat when he remembered that his
neighbor was a veterinarian.
Running next door, he found the neighbor watching a
ball game and drinking a beer. After
explaining his situation and waiting for the vet to stop laughing, the neighbor
gave him some advice that precluded his having to start knocking holes in the wall. He told him to simply leave some cat food
outside the opening in the bathroom.
When the cat got hungry enough it would follow the scent to the food and
come back out of the wall. Anxious to
find any solution that would not give his wife an excuse to remind him that he
was anything but a handyman, he did as he was told and about an hour later, the
cat magically reappeared. Needless to say, this is one brother who will never
again leave any access panel open anywhere in the house.
Bill
Aldridge is one of the Doctors of Plumbology at Aldridge and Sons Plumbing in
Jacksonville, Florida. Visit his website
at http://plumbers-jacksonville-fl.com
